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A FEW WEEKS AGO, the Mercury published a collection of advice and observations from some of Portland's most experienced and hilarious dating experts—a smorgasbord of dating questions asked, and answered ["Dating State of the Union," Feature, April 6].
Certainly, many of the shady characters from these tales still roam the Ok Cupid underworld, SO BEWARE! But sometimes, just sometimes, all the trouble is worth it. He showed up wearing house slippers and sweatpants because he'd been 'day drinking to get rid of his hangover.' (It was 10 pm when we met). I'm just embarrassed—and angry that I had already paid for the meal! He was handsome and seemed nice, so we agreed to meet.
But reading these stories did give us a joyous taste of schadenfreude, an undoing of the fantasy-filled tropes of romantic comedy. He told me he was still hungover from an OKC date he had the night before. I mean, I probably have HPV, but I dunno, men can't get tested for that shit.' "He paid for my drinks and I ordered him a Lyft home from his phone." —Jo Ann Schinderle, dating podcast co-host "I met my former boyfriend Carl on Valentine's Day, and we went to a bicycle battle royale where someone started a food fight. Conversation is flowing, she's laughing, I'm charming. The downside of a communal dining restaurant is that you have no privacy, making awkward situations worse. We had several dates and one night he ended up staying over, and we cuddled by the fire. Two weeks later I get a mysterious phone call asking me lots of questions about myself, as well as confirming information. I was then informed it was the lawyer of said disappearing date, and that disappearing date had been in a halfway house and didn't make curfew, and as a result had been sent back to federal prison.
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There are plenty of intimate nooks and crannies in the beloved DTLA ode-to-whiskey, as well as a pool table to start conversation and "accidentally" bump into someone as you try to pass by.
Seven Grand also hides the sorta-secret bar The Jackalope in the back if you want to change locations without really changing locations.
We quickly realized that the story didn't end after reminding you that it's hard to avoid an ex in the bulk aisle of Whole Foods. And they are terrifying, true tales from the crypt.